Top Ten reasons why John McCain can’t and won’t be the next President of the United States.

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10. John McCain. He is one major reason he is not being elected.  No need to elaborate.

9. The North Vietnamese.  Whatever his torturers did to make him move like Frankenstein ruined his TV presence for all future debates.

8. Global warming. This proven scientific reality has been long denied by his party, and it makes him appear out of touch.

7. Abortion. I have felt that Republicans let down their most passionate supporters by dropping the ball on abortion issues the six years they held unchallenged power.  They did so because abortion needs to be legal for the good of humanity.

6. Cindy McCain.  Not only does she represent everything that is wrong with his tax policy, but she has about as much warmth as Pluto. Look at what a rich heiress wife did for John Kerry in 2004.

5. Sarah Palin. If elected VP this woman would have a 1 in 7 chance of being president. The last thing we need is another dull-witted, born again Christian president who just can’t wait to welcome Christ on his second coming.

4. The war in Iraq. This was a huge mistake and needs to end. The only way we will ever win this one is to achieve energy independence.

3. George Bush. Any undecided voter who hasn’t seen Will Ferrell as President Bush endorsing McCain must watch it now. When you are about to vote for McCain I want you to pause and think about George Bush’s face.

2. The economy. I think everyone realized what happens when you let the greediest people control everything.  Deregulation = more corporate crime and instability.

1. Barack Obama. This guy is the most inspiring politician of our generation. He has plans that will help us reestablish our nation’s former economic, technological, and civic leadership.  He won’t do things like send helicopter gun ships and special forces into Siria on a whim like Bush just did.

The good news is all signs are pointing to an Obama victory, which brings me to my last point.  John McCain can only be elected by massive voter fraud and Diebolt shenanigans.  If he manages to pull off a win, he will have about as much legitimacy to govern the US of A as Kim Jong Ill.  My message to Obama is never concede defeat no matter what the tampered ballots say.  You have clearly won the hearts and minds of America, and I cannot accept McCain as my president.  If elected McCain will be the harbringer of death to the American Democracy.  Obama, stand stong. Our prayers and future are with you.

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8 Responses to “Top Ten reasons why John McCain can’t and won’t be the next President of the United States.”
  1. Carl Brauer says:

    Both funny and serious. How does MacGyver manage to do it all?

  2. shanny says:

    If you weren’t already decided, the Top 10 Reasons say it all. There is still time for volunteers to help in battle ground states to further the cause for a much better future. And for heaven’s sake: Don’t Forget To Vote!

  3. shanny says:

    If you weren’t already decided, the Top 10 Reasons say it all. There is still time for volunteers to help in battle ground states to further the cause for a much better future. And for heaven’s sake: Don’t Forget To Vote!

  4. Jason says:

    Better watch out for stolen elections. As of now there are over 250,000 absentee ballots missing. Mostly in GOP funded states.

  5. Jason says:

    Better watch out for stolen elections. As of now there are over 250,000 absentee ballots missing. Mostly in GOP funded states.

  6. I am thankful for this blog in many ways. 1) It reiterates what we already should know, and SHOULD have ingrained in us time and time again.
    2) It reminds us of the painful truth that Barack is taking on one of the toughest times in economy since 1929, and isn’t afraid of defeat or challenge.
    3) Cindy McCain is an ungrateful, introverted, egocentric woman who would most likely give no input as a first lady other than she appreciates ignorance with a price.
    and the most important…
    4) Barack Obama is going to change the way people who don’t even acknowledge politics, for time to come to believing that having an opinion counts. Those who’ve been undecided, whom not had the faith, whom haven’t had the motivation to induce or think they had an influence on change- from here on forth are gaining confidence and knowledge and power that what they believe in
    (an equal, fair system between rich and poor, NOT SOCIALIST) can be heard and accounted for.

    I appreciate what you wrote Pete, it means a lot to us over here in Cali despite our Blue state and popular vote primarily gleaming Democratic tears, we needed a good Easterner to say these things with True Conviction. It’s almost like you can smell Palin’s bad cooking, cuz over here we certainly can,

    Glad we preach from the same publisher.

  7. I am thankful for this blog in many ways. 1) It reiterates what we already should know, and SHOULD have ingrained in us time and time again.
    2) It reminds us of the painful truth that Barack is taking on one of the toughest times in economy since 1929, and isn’t afraid of defeat or challenge.
    3) Cindy McCain is an ungrateful, introverted, egocentric woman who would most likely give no input as a first lady other than she appreciates ignorance with a price.
    and the most important…
    4) Barack Obama is going to change the way people who don’t even acknowledge politics, for time to come to believing that having an opinion counts. Those who’ve been undecided, whom not had the faith, whom haven’t had the motivation to induce or think they had an influence on change- from here on forth are gaining confidence and knowledge and power that what they believe in
    (an equal, fair system between rich and poor, NOT SOCIALIST) can be heard and accounted for.

    I appreciate what you wrote Pete, it means a lot to us over here in Cali despite our Blue state and popular vote primarily gleaming Democratic tears, we needed a good Easterner to say these things with True Conviction. It’s almost like you can smell Palin’s bad cooking, cuz over here we certainly can,

    Glad we preach from the same publisher.

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