F*** My Life
Do you ever have days that are just so crappy that you want to share them with the rest of the world. Like this, for instance:
“Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up.”
Or this gem:
“Today, I was on a conference call in my office with the door closed. I let out some loud farts and felt liberated. Forgot my phone was NOT on mute. There were only 3 people on the conference call – including me.”
Well, now there’s an outlet for these stories at www.fmylife.com where you can share your delicious nugget or you can feel free to read the horrifying tales from other people which can truly only bring a smile to your face… the perfect pick me up, I say!
I’m so glad you didn’t post this as part of your TopTenRightNow– this is the best internet find in ages!!
Favorite so far: “Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML”
Hahahahahahahaha
I’m so glad you didn’t post this as part of your TopTenRightNow– this is the best internet find in ages!!
Favorite so far: “Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML”
Hahahahahahahaha
Sorry to double-comment, but this just came up on FML, and it must be shared:
“Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML”
Sorry to double-comment, but this just came up on FML, and it must be shared:
“Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML”
i love butt sex sooo much
i love butt sex sooo much
oh yeh…Fuck my life
oh yeh…Fuck my life