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Book Swim: Netflix For Books!

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I just received an email from Oprah.com (whoever put me on her mailing list, I’ll find you) titled “Books On a Budget.”

What a fantastic idea for an email!  I spend way too much money on books!

Remember when DVDs emptied our wallets?  Then Netflix came around and saved us millions?

A few years later, I realized that video games were truly the wallet diuretic- and along came GameFly to save the day.

Now, some genius CEO realized a huge gaping hole in the market.  Where do we go for book rentals?  There’s no Blockbuster or Netflix for books.  What are us bookworms going to do?

Voila- Book Swim!  For a mere $20-$40 a month you can rent books!  Like it says, no due dates, no monthly fees… when you finish a book, just put it in the mailbox!  What a revolutionary idea!

 

Oh.  Wait a second…

There’s something across the street from where I’m typing this.  Can’t… quite… make it out…

Oh.  Right.

A fucking LIBRARY.

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FAIL.

 

(FYI- if you need to own what you read, go here or here instead.)

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6 Responses to “Book Swim: Netflix For Books!”
  1. Jamie says:

    Looks like someone took this classic failblog post and went business model with it.

    To be fair, though… my local library sucks. It’s selection is 90% Dean Koontz novels and 10% homeless guys hitting on the teenagers who are there doing their homework. Perhaps this service could offer a more diverse selection?

  2. Jamie says:

    Looks like someone took this classic failblog post and went business model with it.

    To be fair, though… my local library sucks. It’s selection is 90% Dean Koontz novels and 10% homeless guys hitting on the teenagers who are there doing their homework. Perhaps this service could offer a more diverse selection?

  3. victor says:

    [Full disclosure- Jamie has been a Book Swim employee since 1998.]

  4. victor says:

    [Full disclosure- Jamie has been a Book Swim employee since 1998.]

  5. Jamie says:

    Did I mention… no due dates?

  6. Jamie says:

    Did I mention… no due dates?

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