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Top Ten Five Second Films

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Sometimes, YouTube is too longwinded.

Sometimes, you just need a video to slam you into the wall and drive away before you can see the license plate.

Behold and rejoice in the occasional genius of five second films. You may love it, you may hate it… but you will definitely not be bored.

Nine more gems after the jump.

An early fave –

No way –

Best Ending Shot –

Runner-Up: Best Ending Shot

Five more seconds of your life –

Blowjay.

Origins: I found out about five second films when a friend sent me this link during an IM conversation. I think it was his way of telling me the conversation was over. Easily the best e-card I’ve ever received.

No one else seems to think this one’s funny.

And for the old school fartmatchers…

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4 Responses to “Top Ten Five Second Films”
  1. Lord Rockingham says:

    I can’t possibly heap enough superlatives on this unbelievable find…

    If only I felt we were somehow worthy to work with these super geniuses…

    Wow.

  2. Lord Rockingham says:

    I can’t possibly heap enough superlatives on this unbelievable find…

    If only I felt we were somehow worthy to work with these super geniuses…

    Wow.

  3. Morgan says:

    ok i actually laughed out loud when he changed a tire. genius.

  4. Morgan says:

    ok i actually laughed out loud when he changed a tire. genius.

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