Bing.com is Microsoft’s Pornucopia: The Porn Search Engine

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Once every two or three months I like to ask my family and friends what new porn sites they’re using.  It’s this secret DudeWorld, a lexicon that men are familiar with, but rarely share with each other.  For a quick example, try saying something like “The Hun” or “Richards Realm” out loud at a party, maybe in a slightly louder-than-speaking voice.  Neither site spells porn, but most guys will perk up a bit.  Behold the secret language of millennial males.

Imagine my surprise when my roommate told me, “Bing.com is the best porn site of all time.”

I thought surely he must mean a site revolving around Porn VoloptuQueen Carmella Bing.  But no, he was talking about Microsoft’s new Google-killing search site.

And he’s absolutely right.  Bing is like PornHub, YouPorn and all those other Porn 2.0 sites- except with no ceiling.  Search absolutely any porn term- position, porn star name, movie- and you’ll get a page full of thumbnails.  Without leaving Bing, you can scroll over any video and watch it!

People all over the interwebs are decrying this “accident”.  Could it have been an accident?  Porn is the foundation on which the internet is built!  It’s a well-established fact that 107% of people that use the internet, use it for porn.  How could this be such a fortunate accident for the 700 trillion porn aficionados?

Take Bing for a pornwhirl, HERE.

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