Comments on: Condescending Creature Smackdown: Ewoks vs. Na’vi http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/ top ten lists and pop culture rants Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:40:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Linds http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/comment-page-1/#comment-320910 Linds Thu, 06 Jan 2011 04:44:47 +0000 http://www.popten.net/?p=6430#comment-320910 Amazing article, Dan you have an ability to critique and analyse great movies and their subliminal cerebral programming in a way few do. I agree totally with the outcome. Ewoks WIN You may find this picture apt and amuzing on a number of levels. http://www.stormtroopershop.com/news.html?newsId=71 Amazing article,

Dan you have an ability to critique and analyse great movies and their subliminal cerebral programming in a way few do. I agree totally with the outcome. Ewoks WIN

You may find this picture apt and amuzing on a number of levels.

http://www.stormtroopershop.com/news.html?newsId=71

]]> By: Jer http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/comment-page-1/#comment-251252 Jer Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:56:31 +0000 http://www.popten.net/?p=6430#comment-251252 Ewoks are carnivores. They tried to barbecue the big White Man and even the young White Wizard! That's some pretty aggressive meat-eating ambition. Ewoks are carnivores. They tried to barbecue the big White Man and even the young White Wizard! That’s some pretty aggressive meat-eating ambition.

]]> By: Jer http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/comment-page-1/#comment-292969 Jer Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:56:00 +0000 http://www.popten.net/?p=6430#comment-292969 Ewoks are carnivores. They tried to barbecue the big White Man and even the young White Wizard! That's some pretty aggressive meat-eating ambition. Ewoks are carnivores. They tried to barbecue the big White Man and even the young White Wizard! That’s some pretty aggressive meat-eating ambition.

]]> By: your neighborhood librarian http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/comment-page-1/#comment-251216 your neighborhood librarian Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:54:35 +0000 http://www.popten.net/?p=6430#comment-251216 IF ONLY after they had won the battle, the kitty people had turned to the unicorn tree and asked, "NOW can we kill the creepy alien pretending to be one of us so that he could spy on us but then decided he liked us? Because, totally, we should kill this guy." IF ONLY after they had won the battle, the kitty people had turned to the unicorn tree and asked, “NOW can we kill the creepy alien pretending to be one of us so that he could spy on us but then decided he liked us? Because, totally, we should kill this guy.”

]]> By: your neighborhood librarian http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/comment-page-1/#comment-292968 your neighborhood librarian Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:54:00 +0000 http://www.popten.net/?p=6430#comment-292968 IF ONLY after they had won the battle, the kitty people had turned to the unicorn tree and asked, "NOW can we kill the creepy alien pretending to be one of us so that he could spy on us but then decided he liked us? Because, totally, we should kill this guy." IF ONLY after they had won the battle, the kitty people had turned to the unicorn tree and asked, “NOW can we kill the creepy alien pretending to be one of us so that he could spy on us but then decided he liked us? Because, totally, we should kill this guy.”

]]> By: Matt Ellsworth http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/comment-page-1/#comment-247083 Matt Ellsworth Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:06:55 +0000 http://www.popten.net/?p=6430#comment-247083 Much as I enjoyed Avatar, both my Star Wars fanboyism and your impeccable logic requore that I stand on the side of the Ewoks. Just once, though, I'd like to see a movie that takes a stance different from the usual "humanity raping nature" Hollywood fare. Then again, who would watch "Red Cross humanitarian relief in space"? Much as I enjoyed Avatar, both my Star Wars fanboyism and your impeccable logic requore that I stand on the side of the Ewoks. Just once, though, I’d like to see a movie that takes a stance different from the usual “humanity raping nature” Hollywood fare. Then again, who would watch “Red Cross humanitarian relief in space”?

]]> By: Matt Ellsworth http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/comment-page-1/#comment-292967 Matt Ellsworth Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:06:00 +0000 http://www.popten.net/?p=6430#comment-292967 Much as I enjoyed Avatar, both my Star Wars fanboyism and your impeccable logic requore that I stand on the side of the Ewoks. Just once, though, I'd like to see a movie that takes a stance different from the usual "humanity raping nature" Hollywood fare. Then again, who would watch "Red Cross humanitarian relief in space"? Much as I enjoyed Avatar, both my Star Wars fanboyism and your impeccable logic requore that I stand on the side of the Ewoks. Just once, though, I’d like to see a movie that takes a stance different from the usual “humanity raping nature” Hollywood fare. Then again, who would watch “Red Cross humanitarian relief in space”?

]]> By: Peter Brauer http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/comment-page-1/#comment-247066 Peter Brauer Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:42:33 +0000 http://www.popten.net/?p=6430#comment-247066 OMG. This is totally the best thing I have read ever. And you totally have me convinced with that last point. The Navi should have killed every last human. Making a treaty with the white man can only buy you 5-10 years tops. They break them all. OMG. This is totally the best thing I have read ever. And you totally have me convinced with that last point. The Navi should have killed every last human. Making a treaty with the white man can only buy you 5-10 years tops. They break them all.

]]> By: Peter Brauer http://popten.net/2010/01/condescending-creature-smackdown-ewoks-vs-navi/comment-page-1/#comment-292966 Peter Brauer Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:42:00 +0000 http://www.popten.net/?p=6430#comment-292966 OMG. This is totally the best thing I have read ever. And you totally have me convinced with that last point. The Navi should have killed every last human. Making a treaty with the white man can only buy you 5-10 years tops. They break them all. OMG. This is totally the best thing I have read ever. And you totally have me convinced with that last point. The Navi should have killed every last human. Making a treaty with the white man can only buy you 5-10 years tops. They break them all.

]]>