Oscars 2010: A Listy Rundown

Best Supporting Actor – Christophe Waltz, Inglourious Basterds

“Uber-bingo!” – Roger Ebert via Twitter:  hear, hear.

Best Animated Feature – Up

Pssst!  It’s actually called the Pixar Award.

Best Original Song – Weary Kind from Crazy Heart

In related news, T-bone also wins Best Name at the Oscars.

- LOVE the writer/actor vitriol played off by Tina Fey and Robert Downey, Jr.

Best Original Screenplay – Hurt Locker

I loved this movie for sure.  But my heart kind of breaks for QT.

- John Hughes Tribute : actually classy and dignified.  Thank you for working for us, John.

Best Animated Short – Logorama

Cutest speech

Best Documentary Short – Music By Prudence

Um.. holy interruptus.  Who let the crazy lady on stage?

Best Live Action Short – The New Tenants

DUDE.  Oscars.  STOP CUTTING OFF THE SPEECHES.  It’s RUDE.

- Ben Stiller dresses up like a Na’vi and brings the funny (while simultaneously taking some swings at Avatar), as he presents Best Makeup (Avatar is not even nominated).

Best Makeup – Star Trek

!!!!!Star Trek!!!!!  (those are happy exclamation points)

Best Adapted Screenplay – Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire

First surprise!  Right on.

Best Supporting Actress – Mo’Nique, Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire

Boom!  So stunning.

Best Art Direction – Avatar

I have mixed feelings about this one.

Best Costumes – The Young Victoria

Well, dressing a queen is always gonna be impressive.  I shouldn’t hate.  I haven’t seen this movie.  I just heart the costumes in Coco avant Chanel.  I think Coco and I would’ve been besties.

- HORROR TRIBUTE!!! :  Pretty cool.  QT liked it too.

Best Sound Editing – The Hurt Locker

Whattup!!!

Best Sound Mixing – The Hurt Locker

Fist pump!!!

Best Cinematography – Avatar

Okay, fine.  This one’s cool.

- Dance performances to all the Best Original Score Nominees: Dancers are so A-may-zing!

Best Original Score – Up

An excellent score, and an excellent speech.

Best Visual Effects – Avatar

Yeah, yeah.

Best Documentary Feature – The Cove

Please don’t kill dolphins.

Best Editing – The Hurt Locker

Holla!!!!

Best Foreign Film –  El secreto de sus ojos

I hate it when they rush people off stage.  It gives me anxiety.

Best Actor – Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart

Jeff,  I think YOU’RE groovy.

Best Actress – Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side

Sandy, you’re funny and charming.

Best Director – Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker

Whattup, Boys’ Club?!  Take THAT.

Best Picture – The Hurt Locker

Phew.  AMEN.