Movie Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen: Yogi Bear

All productivity today went to a screeching halt after seeing the second teaser trailer for “The Social Network” (see it on NYMag’s blog HERE and note that JCPE and I are the only commenters). At the ripe old age of 28 I am not in any way mature enough to watch a movie with Justin in it without my heart fluttering and my palms sweating. I actually wanted to see “The Social Network” but I feel like JT will break the 4th wall for me (like a 555 number, but handsomer and with perfect pitch). Momentarily blindsided by love pangs I swung over to imdb and found something magical. I’ll let this one speak for itself:

Jellystone Park has been losing business, so greedy Mayor Brown decides to shut it down and sell the land. That means families will no longer be able to experience the natural beauty of the outdoors — and, even worse, Yogi and Boo Boo will be tossed out of the only home they’ve ever known. Faced with his biggest challenge ever, Yogi must prove that he really is “smarter than the average bear” as he and Boo Boo join forces with their old nemesis Ranger Smith to find a way to save Jellystone Park from closing forever.

Awesome.