The Top Ten Biggest Fictional Schlongs
Through all of recorded history, mankind has dreamed of larger wangs. From the well-endowed seven-day-sexaholic Enkidu in our first recorded story Gilgamesh, to the hundreds of characters brought to life by legendary thespian Ron Jeremy, society is obsessed with writing
Old Spice Love Affair
Unless you have been living under a rock, you are quite familiar with the body (of work) of Isaiah Mustafa. Mustafa is a former wide-receiver in the NFL, and currently has a talent contract with NBC. He might be better
Cruz & Bardem Get Hitched!
Congratulations, you beautiful Spaniards!
OPEN LETTERS: Dear…
MEL GIBSON, Words are, perhaps, futile. The threat of jail was certainly not enough. The public condemnation you endured after your last arrest only seems to have inspired a level of vitriol, the likes of which the world rarely sees.
RIP George Steinbrenner
Sad day for New York! From ESPN: Longtime New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner died Tuesday morning, his family confirmed in a statement. “It is with profound sadness that the family of George M. Steinbrenner III announces his passing. He
Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
About six months ago someone told me that Joan Rivers was going to make a documentary. My initial question was, haven’t we already seen the Joan Rivers documentary throughout her career? Six months later, after seeing the documentary “Joan Rivers:
7.12.10 My Top Ten RIGHT NOW
1. MOVIE The Kids Are Alright This wasn’t quite the saving grace of summer film that I was hoping for. Even as counter programming, I wasn’t completely smitten. The performances are undoubtedly excellent, especially from the always-luminous Annette Bening. But
Friday Round Up!!!!!!
Yep, that’s it, just a bunch of !!!!’s to describe what the deal is right now! Popten is hopping this week! I’m going to round us up a little. [UPDATE: (so -1) Duh! I meant to show you this! Lady
Decision 2010 Live Blog
Click on the title to enter the blog to get to the liveblog app thing! (It’s cool, I promise, except for the ACTUAL LeBron Decision, that was a little un cool to be honest with you… I mean I want
Phone Wars: Attack of the Geek Snark
TechCrunch is serving as the arena for a humorously neurotic war of words between Team iPhone and Team EVO 4G. The average phone user will understand exactly none of the actual terminology that is used, but you don’t have to.