Friday Round-Up Has New Found Feelings for Enrique Iglesias and We Are UNCOMFORTABLE

Seriously.
I know he got the mole removed a while back. I think that he’s married? I’m pretty sure I heard rumors of his lacking in the manly part department. Yet, I’m all of a sudden like, did he get younger? What’s going on?

1. I live for this video. Although, the baseball hat confuses me and I have serious concerns about his hairline.

2. In “probably really good rom com” news I present you with this:

An emotional tid bit from me, seconds 33-39 make me cry. I imagine that that’s what I look like most days, but with brown hair. Holy hell Paul Rudd is charming. He’s a charm ball.

3. Did you watch the Enrique video? The commercial for 5 gum is literally half in Spanish half in English, like every other second. It’s stuff like this that makes me think, HEY I totally understand Spanish! When really, context clues.

4. There were A LOT of breakups this week! Two of note: Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette which is sad because they were just the right amount of weird for each other. I actually found him totally attractive in “The Sweetest Thing” then he hopped a ride on the 4:05pm Acela Express to Crazy. Also, Fred Armisen and Peggy/Zoe after reading a few articles on the topic it seems like he’s dating Abby Elliot and she’s a Scientologist. I didn’t know go from love to dislike so quickly, for both of them.

5. So I’m reading The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo series, and it’s really good. I’m on #2. They’re making an American version of the movie (there’s already a Swedish one) and they just announced the casting. So without ruining the books or the plot or anything, the main character dude has sex with EVERYONE. Like, freaking irresistible apparently. He’s not described as being particularly handsome, just really goddamn sexy. I was thinking who could they get that every single person I know would want to have sex with, from me to my bi-curious friends, to my mom, someone we could ALL agree on:

Well played.

6. Katie Holmes is in a new ad for J Crew. I’ve never in my life ever seen something this unattractive.

7. Nadja Benaissa one of the members of the German Girl Group “No Angels” is currently on trial in D-land for spreading HIV! Crazy talk. She found out she had HIV in 2000 and didn’t tell anyone, and continued to have unprotected sex!

Benaissa, who is a member of Germany’s most successful girl band, No Angels, and has performed in the Eurovision Song Contest, denies infecting anyone deliberately.

But she told the District Court of Darmstadt she was ‘careless during those days’ and admitted she did not tell her sexual partners about her condition, adding tearfully: ‘I am sorry with all my heart.’

A 34-year-old former lover, who is now HIV positive, claimed the singer’s management tried to buy his silence after he became infected.

Intense!

8. No Angels aren’t that bad:

9.

The man loves himself some hats.

10. Here’s something super super cute for your weekend:

MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

ps. Someone told me that the only good thing to come out of Boston was NKOTB. Hence, this: