Invasion of the Body Scanners – TSA Edition

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With all the drama about John Tyner not wanting his junk touched I thought the world needed another video about body scanners.  Turns out they are pretty creepy.  I mean what do they shoot you will if not radiation.  As someone who has been told by federal marshals to drop by boxers, bend over, and cough, I think I would rather be strip searched in some ways.  If you want to see my junk, please don’t shoot it with lasers, just ask politely for me to drop trow.  But I am way more comfortable with nudity then most.  I just don’t like the idea of the state scanning my body so deeply with harmful rays.  Next stop mandatory subcutaneous RFID tags.  The images on body scanners are clearly from a sci-fi movie about a totalitarian future world plagued by tyranny.

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