by A new survey by Break Media just found that 26% of men ages 18-34 would rather surf the web than have sex.
I’ll say it again- more than 1 out of 4 guys would rather watch the Numa Numa guy, write snarky comments on Gawker, update their friends on what they had for lunch on Twitter, or cross-reference Corey Haim and Corey Feldman on IMDB…. than fornicate.
I can’t think of a single thing on the grand old interweb that would make me abstain for even a second…
In the spirit of PopTen, here are the ten things on the internet that come close to being abstinence-worthy:
1. Not
2. A
3. Goddamn
4. Thing
5 – 10. I really tried to think of something…
Help me out here… is there anything? Anything at all? Anything that comes close?
No. But there are plenty of things on the internet that will make you never want to have sex again.
No. But there are plenty of things on the internet that will make you never want to have sex again.