Five Reasons Megatron Should Have Fired Starscream Years Ago

Cracked hits another list out of the park.

I couldn’t agree more, the bizarre relationship between Megatron and Starscream is the reason an entire generation of us have trouble managing business relationships. Megatron led by example, and we as impressionable children, seared every one of his teachings into our tiny souls. The fact that he let an obvious traitor and hater maintain his position as second in command made us all believe it was the wise thing to do.

You ruined us, Megatron. Ruined us!

Here’s the list.

In case you forgot how Megatron “fired” Starscream, one of the best written and directed scenes from possibly the best movie of all time- I’ve included it after the jump.