Slumdog Terrier

Last week in Jharkand, India, villagers married off a young girl to a stray dog, in the hopes of warding off an evil spirit.

In other words, we should all drop what we’re doing and move to India, where things actually make sense. Here in America we have pundits getting paid millions and draining our economy, trying to wrap their heads around all the socio-political nonsense, as if there was a magical, logical answer that would lead us towards understanding.

In India, they know what’s up. It’s all evil spirits. Evil spirits that can be shoo-shooed away with some puppy betrothals. While we wither away in our Depression 2.0 economy, the Indians enjoy a golden age, brought forth by nipping evil spirits in the bud. Unleash the Puppy Honeymoon Cams. Your Friday nights just got that much saucier.

Danny Boyle, I’m waiting for your sequel to Slumdog… and it best live up to its title moreso this time.