Oh, by the way, Bang Camaro!?

by — March 4, 2009 in Music

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Imagine the 80’s all over again. Now imagine the 80’s happening right now, in the new millennium.

Like every patriotic citizen of the United States, I am obliged to love and respect 80’s music. I’ve decided to spend my life pondering more important things like the meaning of life or ‘where hats come from’ rather than why I like the 80’s (maybe I’m biased as an 80’s baby).

I’m also partial to cliché pop culture stimuli, particularly in reference to addicting, senseless video games (a.k.a. Guitar Hero & Rockband). Being left out of the loop for a bit, I was neglected of the repetitive fun these games offer. So, I played…and played some more. That’s the end of that story, but to make sense of all this I introduce to you…Bang Camaro.

Upon my search for the most intricate guitar riffs and solos (I’m horrible with the chords) I’ve stumbled upon some very interesting new artists, at least to me they’re new. Among them I’ve been blessed to be introduced to An Endless Sporadic, Dragonforce, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Oh, and by the way, Bang Camaro!? I would definitely recommend all of the previous artists (very highly), but Bang Camaro is clever in a different way. Let’s just say they are a musical illusion. I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but listen to their music (like the thugs say; it’s all good) and be fooled like I was.

It’s like time travel!! (Mind you, they’ve only been active 3 years with their first album release in ’07!)

Mike Wroblewski

...For eighteen years my mind was held captive by a robotic core nervous system controlled by a secret government paid project called the Asur System. They were able to subjugate my mind in accordance with their "system". Years were spent gathering bits of information and experiencing the events in between objectives. The help of a fated stranger, H, allowed me to free myself from the constraints instilled by the conglomeration. H was able to hack my system and provide me with the freedom to think completely on my own. It was only a matter of time before the conglomeration would get to H. The order was sent for me to take out the very individual who aided in my escape. Luckily, my new abilities had allowed me to combat my wicked ways. In my failure to execute my freer, the hit grew to both of us. After a years of running and hiding they caught up to us, but this time I wasn't able to hold them off. I managed to escape. H did not. Since that day dark day, I've stopped running. Now I am the one chasing. Every day is a beautifully orchestrated battle amongst a field of flowers. The war between the Asur and me is an endless one. Eternally, I absorb information and battle their D-Men as they come along; expanding my mind to fulfill the universe. I am Mr. O'siris

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