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Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face
Sure, this is more like the monthly lollers, but this Onion video pushed me over the edge. Such a pitch-perfect parody of all the video game journalist/marketing parrot-talk. (Fret not, I still think GTA Vice City is the best video game of all time.)
Below, some hilarious rock-inspired charts & graphs from the same mind that brought you those rap-inspired charts & graphs.
Also, a hip hip music video for the ages.
Bomp Bomp. He’s trying to fuck you.
The Onion actually went about making a site for the game, as well as a demo of it: http://www.closerangegame.com/
The Onion actually went about making a site for the game, as well as a demo of it: http://www.closerangegame.com/
“……I count money for a living, I’m not really a rapper…..”
Hahaha rappers and their insatiable appetite for the green (the worthless green).